gotitforcheap:

cute girl on the street: hey do you have the time?

me: sure do! 8:15

cute girl on the street: thanks 

me: so what are we?

(via drakeslintroller)

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zaycal:

every time u blink zayn uses those milliseconds to get more attractive

(via zaynrocketking)

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maahamburger:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

(Source: maahammy, via unpopuler)

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cuntspice:

party planner: how do you want to make your entrance?

me: image

(via heart)

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flawlessvevo:

I don’t regret making this. 

(via serfborts)

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