If you have ever inhaled a 420 please like this so I can call the police

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trying to play hard to get while being hard to want

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pro tip: if you’re ever arrested, use your one call to call the police station and pretend to be the police chief then tell the police officer to release you from jail immediately

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If you’re hot and you think I’m hot you need to speak the fuck up

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does anyone else get friend-jealous really easily?

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never ask white people what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every european country and meaningless fractions

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